Starbucks calls it 'Perfect Oatmeal.' It's a pretty far cry.
My husband had dried fruit and used words like 'ripoff', 'tasteless' and 'watery.'
Mine was palatable with mixed nuts and brown sugar. I did forget to say 'no foam' in my Skinny Decaf Vanilla Latte,
and got only half a cup o' joe. Now THAT'S a ripoff.