I was pulled over yesterday. Allegedly, I was speeding past a nursing home. The officer said "the residents have been complaining."
"About me?" I asked. No answer. The ticket he issued says I was doing 16 mph over the posted limit. Um, I don't THINK so. When he handed me back my license after taking my never-used bond card, he proceeded to read me my options as if I lived in said nursing home, verrry slowly and precisely which also served to piss me off....I might be 'old' but I'm not stupid. (Holy Mackerel, did I just say that? My parents used to say that). At any rate, I left him with a 'see you in Court officer.' Stay tuned.