on 'sub zero Saturday' and a glint of sunlight caused me to turn and look through the driver's window where I saw what I thought was an SOS signal coming from a woman in distress on the balcony across 4 lanes of traffic. We quickly drove around the block and nope, it was just the armless torso lady of Skokie sunning herself in a tanktop. We waved, she nodded, and we drove off happy in the knowledge that we're the type of people not to shirk a person in need, and thinking that if she had arms in that kind of cold, she wouldn't be able to do that without wearing a Northface zipped up to HERE. Brr it was bitter out.
